‘Grunts and squeaks’ wins Bad Sex Award

“Judges were moved by Hollingshead’s evocation of “a commotion of grunts and squeaks, flashing unconnected images and explosions of a million little particles.” His description of “bulging trousers” sealed the win, the judges said.” I won’t spoil the rest of it for you. (CNN)

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