Double party. "Penthouse keeps giving readers a healthy dose of sex in every installment. However, this is territory that freelancers should avoid, as it's primarily done in-house or through reader submissions," writes Noah Davis. First timers should pitch to the Full Frontal section. "When pitching, make sure to describe where the article will go and how long it will be. Also, if the story involves an interview, note whether it's already been secured or if you're pitching blindly." Nothing lad-maggy. Pitch via email.