"Wired is a guide to the cultural, technological and scientific future, and a snapshot of the constantly undulating landscape we pass on our way there," writes Melissa Walker. "Wired prides itself on being a solid tech publication that doesn't talk down to the reader," so you probably should know what you're talking about when you pitch. FOB spots to start off with include "Start," "Play" and "Posts." Stay away from old news. Also, "'Fetish,' 'Realtime,' and 'Hot Seat' are all staff-written. Columns belong to contract writers." Pitch via email, with no attachments.