By Claire on December 19, 2006 9:50 AM
How do you exact revenge on someone while at the same time ensuring that they won’t come after you suing for libel? Other than claiming that their entire gender is sans sense of humor? Paint them as a small-dicked child molester in your next book. (TNR)

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