Plenty of sinners and saints in today's morning news.

There seems to be a corrolation between having a morning radio show and just generally not getting it. Miss Jones apologizes for tsunami slurs.

Cooked books at Penthouse, via the Post. And also, did anybody notice there are naked ladies there, too?

The FCC tells various poo-poo heads and mamajammas what they may and may not degree as "patently offensive." (from the WashPost)

My man Pope John Paul asks the media to do good. Which is why I didn't curse in the previous post.

Maybe based on the Pope's pleading, Rolling Stone decides to run that Bible ad after all.

Prepare to feel even poorer and dingier than you did before. The NYT will feature a "Social Announcements" section in the Styles section.

According to the Daily News, Katie Couric got to sound off on the Post. She thinks she has it bad, she should try being Tara Reid.