You must be sick of me asking you to send things to me this week but I realized yesterday that bribery helps. So, writers and editors, if you have written or received a pitch that was rejected and you can give a good explanation of why it didn't work, please send it this way for the Wild Pitch. First person who does gets my copy of The Comic Toolbox, so that even if you have yet to sell a pitch anywhere, you can laugh your worries away writing hilarious pieces about your trevails.

In the meantime, check out these rejected letters from Debcentral.