Are you shocked that there is a magazine now devoted to the art and life and style of (barf) "image enhancement"? Well if you are, I can't tell because the botox has frozen your face so you'll just need to tell me. Yes, the magazine devoted to plastic surgery, Skin Deep, has launched. According to the New York Post, if you're looking to write for the magazine, here are some of the topics covered in the winter 2006 issue:

* What it's like to be a collagen-injection addict - straight from the (puffy-lipped) horse's mouth.

* How new mothers can get breast implants and tummy tucks to ward off the ravages of childbirth.

* How to fill in facial wrinkles with injections of your own fat.

Get cracking, you beautiful young-looking thing, you.

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