The Complaint Dept.: [Unnamed Glossy]
I don’t need you! I can find complaining freelancers without begging and bribing. Seriously, why so shy? Have you all been lucky enough not to experience a psycho editor or contact? Too nervous to speak up? Have you not heard of the phenomenon that is keeping it real? Oh well. Check out this experience, wherein a publication shafts and then steals from a former hopeful employee, and send in your own to the Complaint Dept., if you got a story.
Oh, why a badger playing the bagpipes? Because that comes up when you image Google “I don’t need you” and I think it sums everything up nicely.
Join Baratunde Thurston (left), The Onion’s Director of Digital and author of How to Be Black, for an entertaining look at creative social media campaigns in our 
