The Complaint Dept.: [Unnamed Glossy]
I don’t need you! I can find complaining freelancers without begging and bribing. Seriously, why so shy? Have you all been lucky enough not to experience a psycho editor or contact? Too nervous to speak up? Have you not heard of the phenomenon that is keeping it real? Oh well. Check out this experience, wherein a publication shafts and then steals from a former hopeful employee, and send in your own to the Complaint Dept., if you got a story.
Oh, why a badger playing the bagpipes? Because that comes up when you image Google “I don’t need you” and I think it sums everything up nicely.
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