This Guy is an F’ing Genius

For only $500 on Ebay:

AGENTS,DIRECTORS,PRODUCERS HERE IS YOUR NEXT BIG BLOCKBUSTER:
You will be bidding on your CHOICE of 1 of my three movie ideas/treatments.
I am not a professional writer.I am a huge movie buff and know enough to know a great movie.
These ideas cannot be detailed here for obvious reasons.
The first two ideas are Family type movies(bigger bugdet types).
The last one is a very unique adult action comedy(small budget to shoot),thats smart and original with a great twist.unlike some of the crap that gets made anymore (snakes on a plane?who’s getting fired over this one).
If you win the bidding I will meet in person and detail all three movies and you can choose (or buy the others).
These ideas are mine and never been pitched to any one before,and have never been made into a movie.
I live in Philadelphia and have NO connections in the movie business so I am pimping my ideas here.Please help.

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