I didn't know it would come to this so quickly, but I have been forced to post my one joke Anonymous Tip that I have been sent. What I want for Valentine's Day? More reader feedback (hopefully, the real kind.) Stuff for the Tip Jar, Home Run Pitch, Wild Pitch, Complaint Department or just your general tales from the freelancing front. Otherwise I'm just going to have to resort to giving you tips I've received like this one: "The side of tweezers work fine as a tongue scraper."