Top Ten Things Never to Send Your Favorite Writer

A funny list published on sci-fi/fantasy writer Neil Gaiman’s site some time ago:

10. Food
9. Paw-paws. [I don't know what those are either]
8. Invitations for things happening next month
7. Handwritten Letters.
6. Letters more than ten pages long.
5. Letters written on black paper with a silver pen.
4. Your latest novel
4. Things with blood on them.
3. Anything you want back.
1. Sand

Read explanations for everything here.

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