Some links that might help you do whatever it is that you do...

I have heard of this thing called "shorthand," which is a form of the old style of communication called "hand-writing." Here are a few links on doing it, although you could always just invent your own.

Want to feel smart? Online Etymology Dictionary.

Don't lie and act like you don't need it: The definition of "etymology."

And finally, wondering why your blog still hasn't landed you on TV? Maybe you need to work on your posting skills.