If you have struggled to bring forth a memoir and often thought, "If only I had the right title, the rest would flow," prepare to unleash your torrent. Your perfect title may also be as close as your library's online catalogue.

Is yours the poignant, funny, and remarkably honest account of a woman who came home to find her partner and her best friend sharing a shower? Call your memoir The Liar, The Bitch and My Bathrobe. Does your example offer hope and solace to anyone who has sacrificed the dream of a pro sport career to pursue a love of boozing? The Goalie in the Rye.

You know, it's sort of like the porn movie game. Like A Backbreaking Work of Staggering Penis.

From the Running to Ruin blog.