Ah, the Brits, so much more polite than Americans. We can learn a lesson in verbal gentility from our fellow writers across the pond. Check out this article from Tech Digest, claiming that iPod shuffles are the #1 Chav gadget, because "it's cheap. It's by a cool brand, and you can let others know you have one as it is designed to be worn round your neck. As it is white it also accessorises well with those classy gold chains Chavs wear. The sad part is that the shuffle is the worst player in the Apple range - more like some dodgy back street knock-off than the excellent other iPods. The fact it has no screen so you can't program it or choose a track - it chooses the music for you - also saves Chav brain cells for the much more important business of, ahem, 'pimping their rides'."

What exactly is a Chav, you say? Find your definitions here. Or find out if you are one here.