Serious about making your website seriously reader friendly? USA Today had some revelations about how readers read online, including "Individuals read Web pages in an "F" pattern. They're more inclined to read longer sentences at the top of a page and less and less as they scroll down. That makes the first two words of a sentence very important." So don't bury those leads!

Meanwhile, if the only thing you love more than blogging is making fun of blogs, enjoy this brief, uh, thing about blogging. If you truly don't care for words that start in f-formation, it might not be for your virgin eyes.