Breaking: Keith Kelly and a St. Patrick's Day Scandal? [FishbowlNY]
One of the founders of tonight's Kelly Gang St. Patrick's Day Benefit at Michael's, NY Post's Media Inker Keith Kelly, appears to have had a bit of a jolly error in judgment. The Sidney Frank Importing Co. is debuting its new Michael Collins Irish Whiskey at the party tonight. But then we were reminded of Kelly's column today about Sidney Frank Importing Co. debuting its new Michael Collins Irish Whiskey …

Russert, Miller, Cooper Subpoenaed [FishbowlDC]
Judith Miller, Tim Russert and Matt Cooper all received subpoenas and Libby's lawyer said that more could be on the way....

"We Respect Larry" [TVNewser]
Fox News Channel loves Larry King. Think about it. King disrupts CNN's entire primetime schedule. King destroys the transition between Paula Zahn and Anderson Cooper. King turns off young viewers. And King frequently covers sensational, fluffy subjects …

Scenes from the Guilt & Pleasure Afterparty [GalleyCat]
Bottom row: Huffington Post blogger Rachel Sklar (why does she seem so familiar to us?) chats with Vanity Fair contributing editor David Margolick. …

On Porn and Sketch Comedy [MBToolBox]
Eric Spitznagel, contributing editor of the Believer, veteran sketch comedy writer and author of an upcoming book on whether to write porn scripts: "Writing porn is just going to end up breaking your heart. You get into it thinking, 'I'll just do a few of these things and make some money and that will be the end of it.' But it never happens that way …

But St. Patrick's Day is Today… [FishbowlDC]
Looks like the luck of the Irish struck early for someone: "I Slept With a W.Post columnist last night" …