Shed Unwanted Wrinkles and Blemishes, Instantly! [UnBeige]
This blog likes to talk about re-branding. And the bigger the brand, the more shocking it is. It's as though you come home to visit your parents one day and they've both had major plastic surgery. They may, possibly look better, but geez, if it isn't ever something you're going to have to get used to.

Give Gibson The Job Already [TVNewser]
According to three sources, ABC News president David Westin offered Charlie Gibson Bob Woodruff's chair on a permanent temporary basis. Gibson expressed interest and "Westin implied that a draft of a new contract would land on Mr. Gibson's desk any minute." But it apparently didn't.

Are Lawsuits the New Black? [GalleyCat]
Because Dan Brown's getting sued just about every day, and now Steven Levitt — the University of Chicago economist and co-author of the wildly popular Freakonomics — has just had one slapped upon him and his publisher.

Reuters Takes On Bloomberg [FishbowlDC]
"Its first foray into the world of after-parties, Reuters will throw its soiree at Kstreet, the hip new lounge at 13th and K streets, according to a source familiar with the event."

Smell-o-Vision Returns, This Time with Farrell-Mones [FishbowlLA]
We can barely report this with a straight face, but, per the BBC: "Colin Farrell's latest film will be accompanied by a series of smells at a cinema in Japan."

Stop Going to the Refrigerator and Start (Screen)Writing [MBToolbox]
The following is a chapter from Katherine Atwell Herbert's book The Perfect Screenplay: Writing and Selling It

Leroy's Latest Lemon: 'The Real JT' [FishbowlNY]
Our favorite pseudonym in quotations, "JT Leroy," pens a column for Lemon, a new magazine from the creators of GUM. And, as usual, irony is served thick.