UPDATE: Teen People Folds: 50 Staffers Affected [FishbowlNY]
About 50 staffers were affected by Teen People's folding earlier today, according to a Time Inc. spokesperson, who added that the abrupt closing of Hachette's ElleGirl earlier this year had "nothing to do" with Time Inc.'s decision to fold Teen People. FishbowlNY: Less shocking than ElleGirl. FBNY: Memo from Time Inc. brass to staff.

Jonah Goldberg: The FishbowlDC Interview [FishbowlDC]
What did you have for breakfast? "Breakfast bar, a lot of coffee — and rage."

Bill Hemmer's Star Is Rising [TVNewser]
"Bill Hemmer is one more great example of how CNN doesn't know talent when it has it and then on the rare occasion notices it has some, it chases it away," says an emailer. "Hemmer may go down as as big a loss to CNN as Nolan Ryan was to the Mets when they traded him away. Idiots both!"

Thank God I'm an Easy Mark [GalleyCat]
Bookburger warns us about a new outfit called Thank God I... Enterprises that aims to publish thematic collections of inspirational stories following the Chicken Soup for the Soul model. That sounds reasonable enough at first, but then you start looking at some of their planned titles.

Gene Simmons: Your Logo Sucks [FishbowlLA]
KISS's own Gene Simmons has formed a marketing partnership. The client: the Indy Racing League — and that means the Indy 500.

CW Network Logo Design[UnBeige]
The new CW logo was indeed created by Troika Design Group. They say this is the first new primetime network to premiere in 10 years, which is slightly misleading since the CW is really just an awkward Brady Bunch marriage of two television network families.

I Almost Didn't Post This (But Then Realized I Get Paid To) [MBToolbox]
Amateur bloggers: sick of toiling your minutes away, updating your blog because you're under the impression that nobody wants to read a blog that nobody posts on? Apparently that's bull.