Step Right Up To Meet Penelope Cruz [FishbowlNY]
She arrived late, clad in the celebrity mufti of a black baseball cap. Before long, the receiving line of well-wishers inside mirrored the growing pack of paparazzi waiting on the sidewalk.

Credit Where Credit Is Due [TVNewser]
Are the New York Post and the New York Daily News embarrassed about getting scooped by a blogger?

Misdirected Anger? [FishbowlDC]
Did WaPo's Michael Wilbon misplace his anger recently when he picked on Style section writers generally and Paul Farhi specifically?

Scary Movie Producer At It Again [FishbowlLA]
Bo Zenga was running late to watch the print of his upcoming film Turistas, but not so late that he couldn't enjoy a Caesar salad and some shop talk with FBLA yesterday in Hollywood. Zenga swore us to secrecy, but [forget] that.

B&N Stock Dips As Feds Announce Probe [GalleyCat]
The Wall Street Journal has more on this alleged malfeasance, following up on its coverage of the issue from last month, when B&N announced its own internal investigation in the wake of a shareholder lawsuit.

AARG! The Burger King! It Burns! It Burns! [UnBeige]
Do yourself a favor, read this article, and then go back to Illustrator and ask yourself, "Does this company bake sale announcement really need to scare the bejesus out of people?"

How To Manage Diarrhea of the Brain [MBToolBox]
Did you ever see the Seinfeld episode where Jerry writes down the funny idea he had while he was falling asleep, only later to realize he had no idea what he wrote or why it was funny?