–Tony don’t know BP’kiss
–BP is moving Tony Hayward away from day-to-day response, Carl-Henric “small people” Svanberg.
–Toyota, so happy to be out of the spotlight, wisely declines to say much about BP.
–Fastest, scariest and potentially annoyingist Jeopardy! contestant. Who is IBM’s Watson?
–Hugo Chavez is training an army of narcoleptics. Time to hire a speechwriter.
–Bidders emerge for Newsweek as staffers depart.
–We don’t riot in the streets over soccer here, we riot on Wikipedia.