Afternoon Bites

–New Orleans ABC affiliate takes a break from covering the oil spill, moves on to vagina enhancement. Anchor chimes in, “So she’s enjoying penis a little bit more, is she?” (link)

–In other penis news, Social Exposure’s Naked Painting Party II keeps it clean, or not (NSFW, via Nick McGlynn)

–Nike’s “Write the Future” logs nearly 8 million views in one week (AdAge)

–Google Buzz adds Retweet Reshare functionality (ReadWriteWeb)

–Shocking: MSNBC’s Mika Brzezinski is a Democrat (TVNewser)

–Why are bros icing bros? The Awl investigates.

–Audi rolls a car in anti-rollover demonstration (link)

–Fire up the ‘Q this Memorial Day, and choose your charcoal wisely (Lifehacker)

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