What, you thought Governor Perry would let Kenneth Cole steal the “Day’s Least Competent Tweet” prize?
@GovernorPerry know what boys like?
— Patrick Coffee (@PatrickCoffee) September 5, 2013
@GovernorPerry believe that children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way?
— Danny Sullivan (@dannysullivan) September 5, 2013
Also: butt-tweeting is physically impossible. Come up with a new excuse.
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