We know you were wondering: When will Justin Timberlake release a new album? Sadly, the answer is “right after he wins an Oscar,” aka never. Reps for the former Disney star/tween pin-up/blue-eyed soul singer-turned actor went into overdrive yesterday after a producer named Jim Beanz (we’d never heard of him either) told Digital Spy that he was working on a “new project” with the recently engaged JT.

Unless that project and the upcoming Timbaland album are one and the same, dude had his details all wrong. Or maybe he was just trying to get thousands of people unfamiliar with his work to Google his name, in which case we must give him a slow, unenthusiastic clap.

“Director’s Cut”? Ooooooooh: