Or at least according to Minneapolis Star Tribune writer Rick Nelson, who analyzes some of the recent restaurant PR pitches he's received in a column today.

His favorite:

Pracna on Main played host to the 1892 Republican National Convention held in Minneapolis and has been waiting all these years to be the site of your landmark RNC party in 2008!"

All of the other pitches mentioned in the column did not catch Rick's eye (for good reasons, at least). Read the full list here.