Who woulda’ thunk this dude was coming to the rescue?!
For the past couple of weeks, the majority of this country has been dealing with some apocalyptic-diabolical-Mr-Freeze-meterologicasmic-event called “Polar Vortex” (Someone really needs to cue the eerie suspense music around here).
While Weather Ubergeeks, like the Weather Channel grand poobah Jim Cantore, have been soiling themselves describing this thing, other talk show hosts have been smoking both Lamar Odom’s and Mayor Rob Ford’s crack pipe while discussing this ballyhooed cold spell. ICYMI: Rush Limbaugh decided that Congressional delegates — specifically, the left-leaning ones — have superpowers like ‘Storm’ of X-Men fame.