No, we didn’t watch the “everybody phone it in“ American Music Awards last night. Who do you think we are?
Luckily, we are aware that the show was shockingly scandal-free and we do have some super obvious takeaways!
Lady Gaga and R. Kelly: interesting, but this was a “tribute” to JFK like Gawker‘s “15 Women JFK F*cked” was a tribute. Predictably, appropriately tasteless.
Taylor Swift: still not country. Who votes on these things—and did they hear the same songs we did?