Confession: We’ve never listened to any of Chris Brown’s music, and we don’t really get what the big deal is about him. But we do know that he has a very strange PR strategy.

After receiving a whole lot of bad press over the past two or three years, Brown seems determined to do everything in his power to convince Americans that he is a very strange man. In the long tradition of celebrities embarrassing themselves in the name of publicity, he clearly believes that any attention is good attention, and his strategy is working: Americans may have a love/hate relationship with him, but they read about his exploits every week in the tabloid press.

His latest stunts are even more bizarre than usual—mere days after a sidewalk fight with Drake‘s entourage, he was spotted with a big new neck tattoo that very closely resembles photos of a bruised Rihanna after he beat her way back in 2009. It’s all a little baffling, and many readers who love their celebrity gossip are sick of hearing about the latest exploits of “Chris Breezy.”

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