In what may be 2014′s biggest revelation to date, we now know that the fox says “I’m not a donkey.”
Three things we learned from today’s Wall Street Journal story:
- Walmart operates in China’s Shandong province
- “Five spice” donkey meat is popular among customers in said province
- Walmart will now pay approximately $8 to each person who bought that delicious product after testing revealed the presence of DNA from other animals (including foxes) in the meat
What else is there to know?