Today in Horribly Offensive, Poorly Planned Metaphors: Crossroads Consulting, an “executive search firm and employment agency”, recently posted a job listing for a gig at one of the “fastest rising Public Relations firms in the New York New Jersey area”–and it should land someone in very hot water.

In describing the ideal candidate for a…damn, we can’t even really explain how bad this listing is. We’ll let the screenshot speak for itself. They key line comes at the end of the second paragraph:

Someone very wisely removed the listing,* but we’ll reprint the key line again for dramatic effect: Read more