Madonna Instagram1991 called, and it wants its manufactured controversy back: This week Instagram, which is going strong despite all that earlier privacy policy nonsense, issued a “warning” to new member Madonna, who apparently violated community guidelines by posting “mature” content. If a flash of skin and a photo of an alcoholic beverage are the worst crimes she committed then we have to wonder about the wisdom of Instagram’s guidelines.

At least they’re consistent–Rihanna‘s profile appears to be unavailable after she posted some considerably racier, druggier pics.

Ah, who are we kidding? You’ve probably already read about Madge’s latest attempt to stay relevant. The last thing she did that impressed us was divorcing Guy Ritchie before he managed to single-handedly ruin the Sherlock Holmes franchise. Thanks a lot, jerk!