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Silicon Valley Has Some of America’s Slowest Internet Connections

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TODAY IN IRONY: When a city in America earns a reputation, it will generally be embraced or immediately changed.

Philadelphia, with more than its share of unfriendly people in the world, is called “the City of Brotherly Love.” There’s New York, where very few people actually taste the Big Apple. There’s Dallas (or Fort Worth) where people assume everyone drives to work … on the horse resting right outside the bait and tackle shop.

And then, there’s San Francisco — a liberal utopia in the minds of some, a homogenous setting with arms wide open for others.

The city is also known for nearby Silicon Valley: birthplace of technology, epicenter of innovation…and one of the worst places in the country for Internet reception.

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PBS Idea Channel’s Mike Rugnetta Tries to Wrangle Rules for Internet Spoiler Alerts

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Spoiler. Alert. Think about it.

If the Internet could receive a huge #PRFail, it would be because of spoiler alerts. (This means you too, social #$@*’n media.)

They are the worst, but it’s not the problem of the Internet to police your work schedule or the fact that you have to DVR a certain event. It’s your fault for trolling the Internet in the first place if you haven’t watched your recording anyway, right?

To that end, they do suck and the great Mike Rugnetta of PBS Idea Channel has tried to do the inconceivable: create rules for these dreaded appendages of the Internet that reach out and choke the very hope out of people everywhere.

And it’s compelling stuff too.

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Two Thumbs Up? The Movies are the Latest Victim of the Internet (STUDY)

thumbsupshirtBeen to the movies lately? The nice seats, the big screen, the sweet sound system — it’s all part of the experience.

You know what else is part of said “experience”? The $12 ticket, $8 coke (with no refills, thank you very much), $5 (half-full) box of Starburst…sounds about right.

That’s not the worst part, though:

You find that one seat for yourself and your crew  nestled in the upper left part of the theater. As you prop your feet up and wait for the festivities to begin, a family of eight decides that is where they want to sit too.

Soon, all of these first world problems will be things of the past because Internet.

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STUDY: Is the Internet Losing Our Religion?

Computer button Enter - Christian crossSince the advent of the Internet, people have replaced it with many things.

Used to read the paper? Scroll a website. Ever gone out to get something to eat, or even use a phone? Pull up the website. Shopping much? Find a website. And then there’s too tired for going to church? Surf a sermon via website.

Countless churches that can afford the technology streamcast messages. Why? It’s sure not for the people who need an extra jolt of inspiration on a Tuesday afternoon. It’s for those who can’t roll out of bed on Sunday morning. Guilt-free viewing.

So, when I saw this study from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology about the correlation between the rise of the Internet and the decline, I wasn’t surprised. Just sad…

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Bill O’Reilly: ‘The Internet is Making America Stupid.’

pinheadWarm. Fuzzy. And a fresh batch of WTF, right?

While I would mail a high-five to Mr. O’Reilly if he said that about text messaging for all the dolts who speak in text lingo, he said the entire Internet is making us a nation of idiots.

Newsweek survey is causing his manties to ride up his self-righteous behind. You see, more than 3 million immigrants took the U.S. citizenship examination from October 2009 to August 2013. Roughly 92 percent of applicants passed it.

As for the U.S. citizens who took the native citizenry overview? Well, that earned the name calling… Read more

5 Ways to Exterminate Internet Trolls

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Don’t feed me, bro. Like, ever. 

The Internet Troll.

This is the animal you don’t want in the zoo because it craps where the kids walk, farts where families eat, makes fun of the other residents in the zoo and blames it on the hapless orangutan just sitting there picking his nose and eating it.

In short, this misanthrope ne’er-do-wells living in mama’s garage surrounded by the latest Star Wars bobbleheads still in enshrined in original packaging are out to do someone … anyone harm. Why? For esses-and-giggles. They enter an online discussion, usually slimy, rotund belly first and bad breath second. There’s no interest of healthy discourse, intelligent debate or stimulating conversation. Just Ya’ Mama jokes or worse. They suck but can be stopped.

Here’s how…

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Pope Francis: ‘The Internet Is a Gift from God.’

pope-francis-internetThat sound you heard was St. Peter’s Basilica asking, “Has he ever heard of the Internet?” 

The Pope is no stranger to making friends. Our fearless leader has been enjoying “Pope Francis: The PR Guy” series since the puff of white smoke went sailing into the March sky of Vatican City making Jorge Mario Bergoglio into the man, the myth, the legend.

Il Papa has not only made himself a friend to the common man, but also the digital one with his handle @Pontifex, which now has more than 3.5 million followers. So, an acolyte of his would think he’s savvy about the Web. And then, he says that?! 

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