We all love Locked Up Abroad, if only because we like to think we’re too smart/too slick/too lucky to get caught trying to smuggle drugs into or out of a country that has no respect for the criminal class.

The new season starts next Wednesday, so the show has got a hashtag going, #ToHellAndBack, and they’re inviting fans to go to the show’s website and describe their own hellish travel experience. One example: “My bf cheated on me with my sorority sister the nite after I took him to our formal.” It’s not exactly years in a rat-infested hole in the middle of nowhere, but I can see how that could be unpleasant.