Come on, now. You knew this was coming.
Before we get started, a few points:
1. The entire PRNewser team extends our deepest sympathies to the real-life “people” involved in these incidents.
2. Comments are open, so please denigrate the nominees loudly.
3. We are very open to more (dis)honorable mentions. We wouldn’t be able to write these sorts of things without the insights of our flacky audience, so please feel free to yell at ya’ boy, girl, other girl and our editor who is not named Jason Chupick.
OK, now click through for what has already become a sad (but informative!) annual tradition…