George Clooney with ex-girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis, who is now opening pizza joints in Miami.

George Clooney is loved the world over. He’s won Oscars. People pay to see his movies. (We hearĀ The Descendants is pretty good.) And look at this long list of girlfriends.

But the New York Post Magazine has published a story today that says Clooney is no good to these ladies. No good at all.

“Hollywood’s ultimate bachelor, willfully committed to never committing, has left a long line of unknown women in his celebrated wake,” the story says. “For women who hope to gain fame from a high-profile relationship, dating George Clooney is a catch-22.”

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