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Target Needs to Put Its Legs Together

So, I’m sitting on my couch catching up on DVR recordings. One of my favorites is Comedy Central‘s absolute genius “@midnight.”

Host Chris Hardwick always starts the show with a high-octane “This happened on <insert your social media platform here> today.” And there was this picture.

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What in the red-and-white hell is that geometric gap between her legs? It’s certainly not a Bulls-eye, Target, so care to explain that deformity of this poor woman?

Of course not because they are still working around a certain Yuletide data breach so their PR reps are kinda busy at the moment. However, Target’s cracked photoshop crew were trying to make the waif pictured above even smaller because that always sells bikinis to real women, right? We can only hope that while Target is looking to cut costs while it invest in some heavy-duty, hack-proof security system, that they keep its proofreading group in marketing.

By the looks of that cavernous gap in the picture, someone was asleep on the job — or the edit button.

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