Neatly packaged answers, jokes scripted, and issues dodged, all while Rome is burning. Correction: the ROOM is burning.
“We are all opponents of this fire,” says spokesperson Michael Ian Black. “I am essentially responsible for the deaths of everyone in this room,” he continued.
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