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The Presser from Hell

Neatly packaged answers, jokes scripted, and issues dodged, all while Rome is burning. Correction: the ROOM is burning.

“We are all opponents of this fire,” says spokesperson Michael Ian Black. “I am essentially responsible for the deaths of everyone in this room,” he continued.

For more on awkward answers to obvious questions, see Press Secretary Spins Wife’s Death.

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