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Crisis Averted: Free NY Sex Party Back on for Tonight!

We got your weiners right hereYou just can’t keep a good New Yorker down. Trojan’s brilliant plan to hand out 10,000 free “sexual enhancement devices” (read: vibrators) from hot dog carts located around NYC hit a bit of a snag yesterday when the city’s “No Toys for You!” buzz Nazis shut the Flatiron party down, demanding permits and citing crowd size concerns. But fear not, sexual explorers: The orgasmic two-day tour continues tonight, climaxing with a 5-7 PM giveaway in the heart of the Meatpacking District.

Straight-laced officials may have forced Trojan to cancel their nighttime giveaway on Wednesday and handed the New York Post another reason to scold Nanny Bloomberg with awful puns, but company reps now report that all is well and that the second wave of pleasure will happen as planned this evening. The latest news, via the company’s Facebook page, advises Gotham pleasure seekers to stop by the corner of 14th Street and 9th Avenue between 5 and 7 to pick up complimentary “intimate massagers” of the Tri-Phoria and Pulse varieties.

Despite yesterday’s sloppy finish, we have to applaud the company for their stimulating efforts and assume that 10,000 yuppies will sleep especially well tonight. Trojan, copywriters around the nation salute you!

…and here’s another cheeky promo:

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