Perhaps The Onion didn't know about Millenia when they produced this news segment about the Pentagon's Unmanned Spokesdrone.
This robot comes equipped with such features as the Answer Vagueness Adjuster, Talking Point Accuracy Montior, Blogospheric Disruptor, and Note-Gripping Pincers.
No word yet if Dana "Don't I Look Hot" Perino and Tony Fratto are looking for a new career path. Enjoy!