Yesterday, CNN's Jack Cafferty said dumb viewers "watch Fox." Today, an FNC spokesperson responded: "Everyone knows Jack is the crazy uncle in CNN's basement -- but we hope he gets out more often and tries some new activities, maybe take a driving lesson or two. As long as Jack's on the open road, no bike messenger is safe." (The spokesperson is referring to this.)

FNC's education levels beat each hour of CNN's The Situation Room. In Q2 to date, from 4 to 6 and 7 to 8pm, FNC has averaged 299,000 viewers with "4+ college years" of education, compared to 174,000 viewers for CNN. "So," asked the FNC spokesperson, "who's the fool now?"