Larry King billed her Paris Hilton 'get' as "the interview we've all been waiting for."

"What we were 'waiting for,' it turned out, was King stretching out about five minutes worth of interview over an hour, which meant spending an inordinate amount of time on what Hilton ate and what it's like to have attention-deficit disorder," Variety's Brian Lowry writes.

Lowry thinks King's mind "appeared to drift" during Hilton's responses, "forcing him to rehash topics toward the end. Perhaps he was wondering what to order for breakfast the next morning at Nate n' Al's..."