Bill O’Reilly‘s current syndicated column takes on a familiar topic for him — NBC News and bias. But this time, O’Reilly wonders how a Nightly newscast, “might look sometime soon,” by assuming the voice of Brian Williams and writing a mock script. A portion:
Our first story tonight is from Andrea Mitchell, who has learned that Sen. Obama is, indeed, related to Moses. NBC has discovered the wicker basket in which Moses floated down the Nile River before being rescued by the pharaoh’s wife. We can tell you tonight that DNA traces found in that basket match Barack Obama! Incredible.