“Fox & Friends” dedicated a segment to the “War on Christmas” this morning, going so far as to interview Santa Claus himself about the scourge that is “Happy Holidays.”

“Santa, I understand that you don’t want to say Happy Holidays, why?” Steve Doocy asked as the first question.

“Any messages for the kids of the world?,” Gretchen Carlson asked later. Santa explained that it is important for kids to be in bed, otherwise he passes by their house.

Ok, it wasn’t actually Santa, it was an actor with a new book out about being Santa, but it was a bizarre segment nonetheless.

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