The Anderson Cooper Drinking Game

> Update: 4:24pm: “A better idea for a drinking game is for everyone to take a drink every time TVNewser makes snarky remark about Anderson Cooper,” an e-mailer retorts…

This isn’t the first Anderson Cooper drinking game, but it’s probably the most effective.

Count the number of times Cooper says “uh” and “um” during a newscast, and drink every time. It won’t take you long to blackout; on Wednesday, when he was reporting on the NYC plane crash from 4pm to midnight, Cooper uhhed and ummed a total of 184 times.

That’s 23 drinks an hour; you’d have passed out way before 360…

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