> Bob Schieffer's country ditty about a TV anchorman: "They wrote some lines and taught me a style, put a happy face on the script where I should smile, And the key demographics went right off the chart..."

> FNC's Greta Van Susteren will host "Crime Scene: The Amish Schoolhouse Murders" Saturday at 9pm...

> Lloyd Grove reports: Former NBC News rising star Mary Alice Williams "started an off-camera job as a writer" for Katie Couric this week...

> TCG points to HispanicsAgainstCNN.com...

> George Soros is booked on Your World with Neil Cavuto today. "Should be interesting," an e-mailer says...