During an extended at-bat by Jacoby Ellsbury during last night’s Red Sox-Padres game, Red Sox announcers Don Orsillo and Jerry Remy become transfixed by two women sitting along the first base line, one of whom was wearing a chicken hat while the other had a chicken dressed in a Red Sox uniform. If you’re unfamiliar with Orsillo and Remy’s repartee, these are the kind of amusing asides that keep them entertaining and unique. And if you’re unfamiliar with insane people, check out the woman in the chicken hat, ’cause she’s off the reservation.