A well-known Spanish language TV host accused of stealing his neighbor’s patio furniture was arrested yesterday in Miami.

Frank Cairo allegedly broke in to an apartment near his with Jorge Acuna Arias on April 29. The two men were caught on surveillance video, and the neighbors identified Cairo, whose real name is Ivan Valdes. Once the two were identified, police said Cairo left a note on the neighbors’ door saying he had the furniture.

As he was escorted into a police cruiser Thursday, Cairo paused to tell reporters that he has no need to steal “two chairs from Kmart” because he makes more than half a million dollars a year. Watch, via WSVN, after the jump…