Blatantly forgetting the roughly six hundred people who expose themselves in New York City every day, bloggers are employing excessive bathroom humor to discuss the ass ads that are going up in Times Square July 1. These ads promote a new Toto toilet that does something technologically unspeakable to your nether regions to render them so fresh and so clean, clean. Ad Age gets all cheeky about the posters (created by ML Rodgers) but clearly did not spend enough time on the frightening Washlet website, where the asses aren't nearly as disturbing as their six smiling owners:

"Welcome to Clean is Happy. We're here to introduce you to a new way to be cleaner and happier every day of your life."

Sounds like the preferred commode of Scientology. Thanks to Kevin Scarborough for the keen eye.