Architect Peter Eisenman: The New England Patriots Worst Nightmare?

While we were in Glendale a couple months back, checking out Pentagram‘s work at the Cardinals‘ stadium, we’re thinking now that we should have also been looking for top secret chambers and valves and mysterious contraptions of all kinds. We say this because we’ve learned that Peter Eisenman, the architect behind the stadium, is a long-time Giants fan. So it stands to reason that maybe, years ago when the stadium was first being planned, he hatched a diabolical scheme to destroy anyone who dared play against his team, particularly if they were some sort of big game involved. If you see the turf start to shake any time, or Patriots players seemingly unable to move, as if in the clutches of an invisible force field or stealthily hidden robotic arms, remember that we told you first who our chief suspect was.

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