Over at Curbed they are bandying about an utterly appalling theory that the UN is considering making a temporary home for itself in Brooklyn. Words simply cannot describe my horror at the mere concept. Thankfully, I have it on good insider, I'm almost certain that this person can't be wrong authority that it's patently untrue...

I read that this morning and we checked with sources named and then unnamed and they said it was just media hype, no plans for Brooklyn!

Lock, baby, please don't scare me like that EVER AGAIN.