33.33% of us arrived here in Miami this morning at the crack of dawn, just as Art Basel, Design Miami and a Whole Bunch of Other Stuff kicks into high gear. And who do we see, just moments after stepping onto the boardwalk? Notorious crack of dawn riser, Steven Heller, ambling along the Atlantic. He's not a beach guy, he told us, so if you're planning on doing some Heller-watching, look for the guy in the sand wearing all black.

And that reminds us. Where should we go? What should we do? Who should we stalk? Please send your suggestions our way, and soon, at unbeige AT mediabistro.com. Otherwise we'll just drink ourselves silly at the pool...